There are too many dangerous animals in Australia. Canada is too cold, plus Franks would come by and ask me really random and annoying questions like "Can I borrow your abacus?" Other neighbors ask for and never return sensible things like hedgeclippers or lawn mowers but Franks would ask to borrow an abacus...England, because then I could wear a monocle and yell out "Harrumph!" or "Blaughhaughhaugh" for no reason... and act like the old guy in the "She Blinded Me With Science and still be pretty anonymous... Actually, If I had a choice in the matter or ruled the world, I'd float in the ocean on a giant seashell shaped boat with an all- black chick harem, and umm... yes, I do know the meaning of the word whimsy...
