It is a breath of fresh air to finally hear someone coming up with new and innovative ideas. He's so far ahead of the curve that not one single scientist was able to compute the ratio between natural fuel reserves and the air in our tires. I, for one, being a Man of the World, as well...first and foremost, before I am an American, got up and checked my bike's tires this morning and they were low, so I filled 'em up and Lordy be!...The price of gas fell two cents, there were no earthquakes recorded in Melstrand, Michigan and not a single asteroid hit our planet. This man's onto something, I tell you...I read his extended plan to ease the energy crunch. Not only will tire pressure be next to Godliness, but it will be a Global crime to have low tire pressure and because Barry loves us (albeit, less than the rest of the world). He's gonna fix the oil crunch and homelessness all in one fell swoop, by making every homeless person a Federal Marshall with the authority to arrest anyone with low tire pressure. The Homeless Marshalls will get to keep anything they find in the car (including the car), sell what they want and split the gross with the Feds, as their salary. In the end, all of this will have saved the three-toed newt in Brazil.

Barry Obama? A breath of fresh air? He's a damn human Glade Plug-In Air Freshener...(and marketed by the same people....)