Napoleon Dynamite 5

Best quotes:

"Last week, Japanese scientists placed explosive detonators at the bottom of lake Loch Ness to blow Nessie out of the water.  Sir Cort Godfrey of the Nessie Alliance summoned the help of Scotland's local wizards to cast a protective spell over the lake and its residents and to those who wish to keep peace with our underwater ally."

"Yeah, there are a lot of gangs at this school but none that will recruit me because i'm not skilled with a bow staff."

"Hey Napoleon what did you do this summer"?

"I told you already, I spent the summer with my uncle in Alaska hunting Wolverines."

"Did you kill any"?

"Yes like 50 of em', they were attacking my cousins, what the heck would you do in that situation"?

"What kind of gun did you use"?

"A freakin' 12-gauge, what do you think"?

Lol.