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Florida:When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.

reviewed by numbah16tdhaha

numbah16tdhaha
08/28/2008

Florida:When having sex, only the missionary position is legal. 3

That's okay, check out this gem from the Uniform Code of Military Justice:

925. ART. 125. SODOMY
(a) Any person subject to this chapter who engages in unnatural carnal copulation with another person of the same or opposite sex or with an animal is guilty of sodomy. Penetration , however slight, is sufficient to complete the offense.
(b) Any person found guilty of sodomy shall be punished as a court-martial may direct.

The "unnatural carnal copulation" part cracks me right up...

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FranksWildYears commented 458 days ago.
Did soldiers consult the code as a form of foreplay?

FranksWildYears commented 458 days ago.
The term "however slight" is pretty damn funny too.

numbah16tdhaha commented 458 days ago.
I always pointed this wording out to my Marines and told them not to hit it doggy style, lest they be court-martialed. They always laughed...

CanadaSucks commented 458 days ago.
It is (as you have previously stated) a gem. A HOF find.
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