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Eddie Van Halen

reviewed by VanHalenIsGod

Best known as the guitarist from Van Halen.

VanHalenIsGod
10/12/2008

Eddie Van Halen 3

one of the greats!  I once witnessed a grown man lactate because he was so moved by eddie's playing.  the band ain't much to speak of with their silly teenage boy with an erection lyrics and the rest of the musicians have a hard time keeping up with evh.  docked a notch for giving david lee roth a platform for his awful vocals and hair. 

In case any of you whiny snorks didn't notice, I gave VH a 3 star rating.  I'd hardly call myself a fan.  Pay attention dickhead!

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numbah16tdhaha commented 411 days ago.
Your mastery of the English language is underwhelming.

fitman commented 411 days ago.
As my sainted mother used to say, "If the shoe fits...". Ed's silly fans give him fives and mark all the other players with ones. Actually, I figured you were also making fun of them. Was I mistaken?
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