Sarah Palin (sugg Jamie McBain)
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Bullwinkle Barbie. Despite all the deranged talk about her being attractive, if she were the last woman on Earth, any self-respecting hetero man would turn gay. Immediately. In addition to the fact that she's a totally repulsive excuse for a human being, she is deliberately assuming the role of ardent spokeswoman for the "us vs. them" mentality of the crappy political party she's representing. I'm glad that she reads newspapers and magazines to keep abreast of what's happening in the world and in this country. It's reassuring that she could not name a single Supreme Court decision except Roe v. Wade. It's great that she's already been found guilty of political corruption before Election Day. It's wonderful that she affirmed that Obama "pals around with terrorists," which means the other members of the Annenberg board, like the President of the University of Illinois, the publisher of the Chicago Tribune and two Republican members of that body do the same thing. It's so wholesome that she proclaims that some parts of this country are "Pro-America" and others aren't. It's interesting that those "Anti-American" portions of the country generate, by far, the most economic activity, and pay, by far, the most in taxes. But, seeing that she's from The Moocher State, this fact is obviously beyond her. And I do find it a bit disingenuous that this Lipstick Pig is attempting to put down more liberal parts of this country as being less "Pro-American" when her husband, who she seemingly can't control, has been quite, quite active in an Alaskan political party that's totally Anti-American. Although she's attempting to employ a "divide and conquer" approach so dear to the GOP, she's hardly a polarizing figure in that people in the states that count accurately see her and her running mate as a couple of sh*t birds.