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Newport

reviewed by Chalky

Chalky
11/20/2008

Newport 5

I hear that Maury Povich likes to burn his guests w/Newport 100's to convince them that 'they are the father.' Guest: "But Maury, I ain't the father!" Maury: "Don't make me get my Newports and Jonas Brothers' lighter bit*ch." Guest: "Maury, no....Okay, yes, I am the father" Maury: (lights cigarette, and waves fist w/Arsenio Hall-ish hand motions)

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jenou commented 371 days ago.
This review is not helpful in any way. please write a constructive one.

Chalky commented 371 days ago.
yes, sir. reporting for duty, sir.

Ridgewalker commented 369 days ago.
jenou...according to your review on Newports, you should be elated that Chalky has found something useful to do with them...
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