In spite of the fact that Christmas has been smothered in commercialism I have decided to continue celebrating it with any and all of my Christian friends. From what I have observed over the last 20 years, or so, Cristmas seems to end abruptly after the presents have been opened. But, I know there is more to it than this.

So, what I have decided to do this year is to switch Christmas and Halloween. I do all of my giving on Halloween. On Christmas, I build a blind on my roof and hose down all of the Carolers...