Gun or no gun, I'm still more man than you, Moose. The real proof is in lightsabers anyways...

In the end it will all come down to who can whip thier penis out quickest. I oil my zippers. Be ready.

Gender is determined at birth, not by your character or the amount of courage, Dummy. Surviving is a much better trait than is bravery or courage. The latter can get a fool needlessly killed. Power struggles are won by the side with either the most power or the most IQ, not by the side that is morally or ethically right. A dead unarmed pacifist is not morally superior to an armed female or a castrated armed male, especially survivors of criminal attack.

It is a wise woman who brings a powerful, dependable gun to wage combat with a man capable of lifting 1,000 lbs. And any unarmed male having the strength of lifting 1,000 lbs who attempts to battle any person armed with a New England Pardner Protector pump is clearly a dumb fool (no person will survive the impact of buckshot).

The unarmed pacifist, possessing a large penis, will usually be found dead with his dismembered penis shoved into his big mouth.