Why do "ethical" vegetarians wear leather shoes and jackets? 5

Oh, c'mon, people! Vegetarians arn't ethical...they're just f***ing lazy. Let's see how ethical they are when they have to chase down the only exiting tofu burger on the planet while it's hanging out an antelope's ass....Poor bugger wouldn't stand a chance.

Stick to the snow peas, tiny people. Your daddy has the real meal covered.