I work at Sonic, and I'm not trying to toot my own horn, but I have yet to go off on a customer. But generally, this is what you do.

Please stop telling us we're stupid because of the price. We have no control.

Please stop getting mad and driving off on your order because you're limited to three coupons an order.

Please stop asking about our Tacos, we stopped making them. More than six months ago.

Please stop replying "BOTH" When I ask if you want Mayonnaise, mustard, or Ketchup. IT'S THREE THINGS.

Please don't hate us because we won't let you in the bathroom after dark, it's not our fault people kept using it as a drug depository.

If you see the place busy, and your order seems to be taking a while, we are generally working our hardest to get it out. You calling in and telling us about horrible service helps a lot too.

Please stop throwing your food and trash on the stall ground. Even if we made a mistake, just simply ask for a refund, or a remake, and we'll make it for you again.
For all you who said we are douches who don't apologize, then you're going to the wrong restaurant.

HUGE NOTE!
I APOLOGIZE TO EVERYONE. I KNOW ASKING YOU EVERY TIME IF YOU WANT AN ORDER OF CHEESE STICKS IS ANNOYING, BUT WE HAVE TO.

Please stop telling us your order is to go. You are in your car, you dictate when you leave. There is no priority list we put you on. Be patient.

Don't yell at the carhop if the food has not been made to satisfaction. Nine times out of ten, we have nothing to do with making the food.

Remember, we're also customers too, so we understand waiting sucks. But we also have to deal with adults who act like four year olds when their Cherry Limeade just doesn't have the right amount of Cherry to Sprite ratio.

This really happens.

I don't care if you tip, I don't care if you say thank you, please just be understanding.