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Giant Panda

reviewed by Ridgewalker

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Giant Pandas live in a few mountain ranges in central China, in Sichuan, Shaanxi, and Gansu provinces. They once lived in lowland areas, but farming, forest clearing, and other development now restrict giant pandas to the mountains.(Wikipedia)

Ridgewalker
01/09/2009

Giant Panda 5

Yah, these are really cute little guys...until someone rubs you down with fresh bamboo and locks you in the cage with one. I imagine it would be something like being descended upon by one of those giant, mindless creatures from one of  those 50's era atomic insect flicks...

Up Date: Yesterday, some guy who thought that pandas were sooooooooo cute and lovable, went over the wall at the Beijing Zoo to retrieve a toy that his child had dropped and got seriously mauled. Zoo keepers had to use tools to release the panda's jaw grip on the idiot.

Another Public Service Announcement by the "Pandas Are Bears, Too, You Idiot" Coalition for Higher Walls at the Panda Display.

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irishgit commented 329 days ago.
To take a somewhat contrarian opinion, I'm offering my services as a writer and fundraiser to the "Improving the Gene Pool by way of Panda Mauling Coalition."

Ridgewalker commented 329 days ago.
According to the latest report on the migration of packs of South American Killer Pandas, they have made their way to Chihuahua, Mexico, where they have destroyed the peyote crop and will soon be entering the U.S.. There will be plenty of pandas to go around...

irishgit commented 329 days ago.
Destroyed the peyote crop!!!!! OMFG!!!!! Next thing you know they'll go after the meth labs...

Ridgewalker commented 329 days ago.
They're very teachable. It is a little known fact that pandas and koala bears were trained to hunt Nazis post WWII. No one's bamboo furniture was left unturned...

irishgit commented 329 days ago.
I had heard there was a suicide Koala squad that defoliated Unter Den Eucalyptis.
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