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Had to defend your self, because of bullies?

reviewed by oscargamblesfro

oscargamblesfr o
01/01/2009

Had to defend your self, because of bullies? 3

AND YOU CAN KICK THE SAND RIGHT BACK- IN THEIR FACES!...A HA HA HA HA HA!... 

Ever write a review with a reference so arcane that you know only 1 or 2 people will get it?

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irishgit commented 326 days ago.
All to many times. Thanks Mr. Atlas.

oscargamblesfro commented 326 days ago.
Mr. Apollo, actually. Bonzo Dog Band, 1969...lol

Ridgewalker commented 326 days ago.
Mr Appollo...I have seen Mr. Apollo uproot trees with his bare hands. I have seen Mr. Apollo's body-building plan. He's the strongest man the world has ever seen. And if you take his courses, he'll make you big and rough. And-- and you can beat up bullies until they cry: "oh lor'! Oh, crikey let go, you rotter. Don't punish me!" And you're tough. (You're very fit.) Your voice is gruff. (It sounds like grit.) You are so strong (and proud of it) Thanks to Mr. Apollo. Follow Mr. Apollo. Everybody knows he's the greatest benefactor of mankind. Follow Mr. Apollo. Everybody knows that a healthy body makes a healthy mind. You know: He's the strongest man the world has ever seen. And if you take his courses, he'll make you big and rough. And-- you can kick the sand right back in their faces. Kick! (laugh)

Ridgewalker commented 326 days ago.
And you knew that it was The Bonzo Dog Band. Wow...bow to the King...

oscargamblesfro commented 326 days ago.
My favorite line is one that comes a little later- I used to be a four stone apology. Today, I am 2 separate gorillas!

Ridgewalker commented 326 days ago.
CHORUS--Yes. Just give me ten years of your life, and I'll trade in that puny flab for living muscle. The physique you deserve! Strong. Chesty shoulders to hold your shirt up. (He can do it for you.) Five years ago, I was a four-stone apology. Today, I am two separate gorillas. No tiresome excercises. No tricks. No unpleasant bending. Wrestle poodles and win! Play beachball! Shave your legs. (Yes, he can do it for you.) Knock over walls. Tease people! Brush them aside as though they were matchsticks. Impress your friends.

irishgit commented 326 days ago.
Damn. I feel like such a fool... And I'm a Bonzo Dog fan too.

oscargamblesfro commented 326 days ago.
i wouldn't feel too bad irish, i messed up the lyrics.

Ridgewalker commented 326 days ago.
Does anyone have any The Bonzo Dog Band requests for my playlist? "My pink half of the drainpipe"? "I'm The Urban Spaceman"? "Mr. Apollo"? (I know people...)

Ridgewalker commented 326 days ago.
The Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band (also known as The Bonzo Dog Band, The Bonzo Dog Dada Band and, colloquially, as "The Bonzos") are a band created by a group of British art-school denizens of the 1960s. Combining elements of music hall, trad jazz, psychedelic rock, and avant-garde art, the Bonzos came to the attention of a broader British public through a children's television programme, Do Not Adjust Your Set. (from wikipedia)

fitman commented 326 days ago.
Like Irishgit, I'm so old I thought of the Charles Atlas ads (as apparently so did The Bonzos) when I saw the sand kickin' reference.
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