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Thought about where are you going to go if you die?

reviewed by StarkTruth

StarkTruth
01/01/2009

Thought about where are you going to go if you die? 5

"IF"?  I think it's a pretty safe bet that it's a matter of 'when' not 'if'. And yes... I know where I'm going. I'm tossing off this mortal coil (or as like to think of this body - as a suit of clothes that I won't need anymore) and I'm going to party hardy with the relatives I haven't seen in quite a few years. Then I'm going to scope out a new outfit - one that comes in a much smaller size, and I'll spend the next lifetime enjoying a new gig. I kind of enjoy hanging around Planet Earth and discovering new things. What the hell else is there to do? I have no musical talent so playing a harp for eternity just doesn't do it for me.

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numbah16tdhaha commented 326 days ago.
I have it on good authority that you can request any instrument, even the kazoo...

StarkTruth commented 326 days ago.
Eeegads... that sounds like hell to me.

numbah16tdhaha commented 326 days ago.
I have a trombone on reserve, I think...

StarkTruth commented 326 days ago.
No doubt there will be accordians as well.

StarkTruth commented 326 days ago.
What cheerful thoughts for the first day of the new year!

numbah16tdhaha commented 326 days ago.
Weird Al is getting an accordion.
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