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Hummer

reviewed by effy05

AM General introduced the Hummer in 1992. This full-size, civilian adaption of the military Humvee offers 13 m.p.g. in the city, 17 m.p.g. on the highway and comfortably seats four people.

effy05
01/26/2009

Hummer 1

I think it looks kind of cool, like a giant life-sized version of a Lego car. I would love to drive one and be above everyone else. However, considering the environmental milieu, I would have to be either 1. completely stupid/innocent/living under a rock or 2. over-riding any inkling towards social responsibility and consciousness. No matter how much you want one, you just don't drive one of these around unless you want to tell yourself and the whole world that you JUST DON'T CARE.

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fitman commented 308 days ago.
I think it tells the world that the driver has PENIS ENVY, which seems doubly embarrassing when the guy IS a guy.
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