USBank 1

Worst. Bank. Ever.

Charges me tons of money in fees, yanks away my Checking Account advance when they think I'm giving them too much money in fees.

Fuck them. And fuck every single person that works for them.

In fact, If I could walk into a US Bank Christmas party and murder every man, woman, and child in the place, dismember their bodies, and smear their profiteering entrails all over myself, I would do it quickly and gleefully.