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Massachusetts

reviewed by jeremyjar

Located in the northeastern United States, Massachusetts covers approximately 7,826 sq. miles. Massachusetts is nicknamed the "Bay State" for its many bays along the Atlantic coast, including Cape Cod Bay. The capital of Massachusetts is Boston.

jeremyjar
04/19/2009

Massachusetts 1

Boston and Massachusetts as a whole is absolutely the worst place on earth. I moved up here from Orlando about a year ago for a job paying more than double what I was making in Florida and I would give every penny to move from this hellhole. If you are single you will need a no less than one hundred thousand per year to exist in this city and if you actually want to live you better start playing the lottery.

Lets talk about the people they are not just rude they are down right obnoxious old and young alike. Case and point a few months ago I slowed down for a construction zone where there was only one lane of travel, some old lady did not like the fact I was only doing 70mph in a 55 zone and road my bumper the whole way. The best part was after the construction zone the gray headed elderly lady that could barley see over the wheel honked her horn while flipping me off when passing me I would say at over 100mph.

The Accent worse than nails on a chalkboard imagine the most awful and annoying sound and multiply one hundred times and you have your typical Masshole. If you want to drive some one insane send the to Massachusetts for a week with the most obnoxious people on earth.

You will need to pay city taxes on cars, boats and other motorized vehicles registered with the state. Amounts are paid based on what the city thinks your vehicles current value is. If you have say a BMW you could expect to pay $3000 to $4000 per year in city taxes depending on the town you live in and how it assess the value of your ride.

The taxes collected on motorized vehicles are used for road repairs how every don’t expect nice roads they are full of holes. I would recommend putting money aside for repairs on things like rimes tires and wheel alignments because you will need it trust me.

Don’t bother with maps the city has some many detours a map want do you any good. The roads are so confusing my cars GPS system doesn’t know where I am most of the time. Forget about asking for direction people will say, “they are not from around there” or “me speak no English”. Best advice is not to drive in the city unless you have no other choice. If you must drive in the city make sure you have a minim of $50 cash you will need this for parking.

Lets talk weather, summer months will bring rain, rain and cold temps in the middle 60s, so if you like it cold and wet summer Bean town is just for you. A heat wave is 3 days of 90 degrees or above but don’t expect to see many heat waves.

Summer is the only season that does not usually snow. Fall, Winter and Spring bring cold temps that often don’t rise above freezing during daytime and drop to below zero after dark with heavy never ending snow. You should expect at least one large snowstorm per week with over a foot of snow and ice. You should plan to buy the best winter clothing Canada Goose Expedition Parka is a good choice it’s used in the north pole. The weather in these parts is no joke locals tell me a few years back there was a snow storm so great people where stuck in their cars on the highway for more than day.

In the south a person has the right to protect them selves. You can forget about that here guns permits require an act of congress and the laws are the strictest in the country. Beware if it can be used, as a weapon you will need a permit not only carry it but to have it in your home. Also know Bubba most likely want be going to the courthouse for a weapons permit before breaking into your home rubbing and shooting you.


Know this If you move to Massachusetts you move to a police state where the criminals have all the rights and you don’t. If you decide to come here your purposes in life will be to serve the criminals thugs and corrupt political cronies that run the state.


To sum it up the weather sucks, the people are rude, criminal have more rights than you, the cost of living is beyond high and your thousands of dollars in taxes you pay will provide power and wealth to the corrupt state leaders so they can continue there dictatorship. If I didn’t have people depending on me I would have left this state the day I arrived. I can’t wait to move back to FLA. Oh and go Tampa Bay Rays


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Chalky commented 223 days ago.
This definitely isn't like the Bee Gee's version of 'Massachusetts'
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