Rush Limbaugh 1

He has to be the biggest piece of shit ever to come out of a living vagina. I mean come on, this guy is so stupid that he probably picks his ass and smells it. If I was in front of him I would take his cigar and shove it up his 5 foot asshole, he would probably have an orgasm. The reason why he is such a druggie is because he masturbated to gay porn so many times that his dick hurts 24/7 and he needs to take pain pills. In his free time he likes to fart in a bag and smell it. He also saves his piss and shit for midnight snacking. And his dick must be chafed from his fat stomach covering it for all these years, someone get him a band-aid, or maybe some Viagra so he can inspect the 2 and a half centimeters of cock that comes out of his body. Not only does he eat his own shit, he likes to poop his pants and rub it on his bathtub so he can roll around in it while masturbating to Sean Hannity's hairy butthole pickings.