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Cat

reviewed by ayn

About the image: "Shadow is my daughter Kelcee's cat, and is about 8 months old now. We adopted him from the county animal shelter when he was about 3 weeks old. He was about 3 months old in the picture." --RIA reviewer tboneya

ayn
08/02/2009

Cat 5

Two words: Toxoplasma gondii. This is a parasite transmitted to humans from cats. It is not lethal but can affect behavior, Causing men to be more "frumpy" and women to be more "promiscuous."
30% of Americans have this parasite. Does any one else find this as awesome as I do?

That said, I am allergic to cats, but I love 'em! I wouldn't mind a hairless cat, but I have too many animals right now.They are independant, mysterious and intelligent animals.Also, kittens are wicked cute.

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Lena commented 209 days ago.
(Edited 209 days ago)
hah...so after reading your review I checked out the wikipedia entry on Toxoplasma Gondii. I'm downright fascinated by some of the study conclusions. Seriously.

ayn commented 209 days ago.
(Edited 115 days ago)
Me too. I almost wish I had a cat so I would have an excuse for my slutiness. ; P

Erinlove commented 115 days ago.
I had this hairless cat once. I found it. It weighed as much as a dog of the same size and was the spawn of Satan.. Every time our eyes met for more than 2 seconds, it pounced at my face.
I was like a battered woman trying to hide the evidence that my cat was beating me up.

It had no front claws so it made up for it with biting. It had lock jaw like a pit bull. Even when it would sit in my lap and purr, if it looked up at me and I looked back, it would jump up and bite my face. The little bugger hung off my lip while I screamed.

Long story short, I put up fliers all over, I said on them "Hairless cat found. Answers to "Satan". Beware it bites" until someone came and got it. I was honest so people with kids didn't claim the cat.
Weird stuff likes to happen to me. That story is 100% true.

ayn commented 115 days ago.
I've had some strange encounters with cats too. They do not seem to be as outgoing as dogs. Many I have tried to help have not seemed to want it at all. Still, they are pretty fascinating animals with their own personality and a 'fuck you' attitude I can't help but admire.
:)
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