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Twitter

reviewed by kamylienne

Twitter.com is an SMS based social networking and blogging platform where members send text messages about what they're doing.

kamylienne
05/11/2009

Twitter 2

. . . I can't think of a single person whose thoughts are so interesting that I'm compelled to get an update 24 hours a day in 160-character increments. Not even my husband ( . . . actually, ESPECIALLY my husband. If you knew him, you'd understand.) And I'm not even going to pretend that I have anything that interesting to say that I'd go streaming it:

"6:30am: Woke up. Hit Snoozebar."
"6:39am: Woke up again. Hit Snoozebar."
"6:48am: Woke up. Again. Snoozebar. Again."
"6:52am: Cat jumps on me. Walks on me until she gets to my face. Demands breakfast."
"6:53am: Cat walks down to my abdomen and starts that kneading thing. Right where my bladder is. Now I gotta get up to go to the bathroom."
"6:55am: Cat demands breakfast at the bathroom door."
"6:57am: Putting in my contacts, get startled by alarm clock I forgot to turn off. Drop contact. Dammit."

Seriously, if you want to write a play-by-play of your life for your own purposes, go for it. I'll skip on the subscription, though.

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irishgit commented 202 days ago.
Exactly.

6:30 woke up. Who the hell is this beside me.

6:35 Shower. Still trying to figure out who that is.

6:45 Wake unknown woman up. Tell her I`m going to work, try to get details of meeting without acknowledging I don`t remember...

7:00 Chase he out the door, dry swallow three tylenol, remind myself to stop for coffee on way in.

7:12 7-11 Coffee. Horrid, but necessary. Deal with moronic clerk with seventeen piercings.

7:30 In office. Wave casually at boss, slump in cubicle, log on....

magellan commented 202 days ago.
I actually find this pretty interesting. You guys are naturals.

irishgit commented 202 days ago.
Oh, you`re a very unhealthy man....

kamylienne commented 202 days ago.
You forgot:

7:13: Imagine 7-11 guy getting ripped through the ceiling by a giant, industrial electromagnet. Chuckle, then die a little inside realizing that this could very well be the highlight of my morning.

magellan commented 202 days ago.
OK, any more of this good stuff and I'm going to turn over the keys of the RIA Twitter Mobile to you: http://twitter.com/rateitall

kamylienne commented 202 days ago.
"7:45am: text my best friend to ask who the hell I went home with last night. realize I sent the text to my mom. F!#$ my life."

Lena commented 202 days ago.
oh there's a site for that too: http://www.fmylife.com/ :)

irishgit commented 202 days ago.
You forgot this too...

7:32 Moronic coworker drops by to share details of his previous evening. This involves re-enactment of 4 year old daughters cutisms, and eventual projectile vomiting.<

7:55 Boss arrives at cubicle, asking for analysis not due for a month. Informed that data required for analysis not yet generated, boss says ``I don`t understand. Get it to me when you have it.``

8:00 Invite most attractive female co-worker for coffee. If she balks, claim to be considering suicide.

kamylienne commented 202 days ago.
I love that site!

kamylienne commented 202 days ago.
"8:58am: overhear aforementioned female co-worker on cell phone, apparently with friend who is talking about some guy she woke up next to. Good news: memories of last night are creeping back."

irishgit commented 202 days ago.
(Edited 202 days ago)
9:00 Call Employee Assistance program and book self for alcohol treatment.

9:10 Talk to Union Rep re: possible continued employment issues.

9:30 Remember Bar you closed last night....

9:41 Remember details of encounter last night.

9:42 Phone EAP and cancel alcohol treatment program.

kamylienne commented 202 days ago.
"10:02am: go for early coffee break."
"10:08am: mom sends me a response text. apparently she found a way to chew me out thoroughly in 160 characters."
"10:08am: . . . . make that 272 characters, she wasn't done yet."
"10:13am: Moronic co-worker comes in the breakroom. OMG he's got pictures . . . run . . . . RUN . . . . "

Lena commented 202 days ago.
Haha...some people I know just live-tweet their entire evening, thus superseding the need for a memory.

ex:
12:09am Dunno about this guy. At least he's buying me drinks...
12:45am Whoo I are so drrrukn
2:04am this dude is hotttt
6:45am ohcrap.


kamylienne commented 202 days ago.
LOL.

irishgit commented 202 days ago.
That`s very good Lena. I think I`ve met your friend.

kamylienne commented 202 days ago.
"6:50am: excuse myself to bathroom. Rummage through cabinet, looking for prescription bottle or anything with a damn name on it."

kamylienne commented 202 days ago.
11:02pm: realize it's 11:02pm and I gotta wake up in 6.5-7 hours. drag my ass off RIA before my contacts dry out.
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