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Danica McKellar

reviewed by Gris

Gris
05/29/2009

Danica McKellar 5

I gave her a Five was because I couldn't rate her any Higher. I have always found the sexiest body part to be the brain. (Also the Legs, ass, breasts and Face)
This chick not only has the Hottest body on the Planet, she is also the Smartest person in the History of ever. Aren't Math nerds supposed to wear glasses and highwaters held up by red Suspenders. Nothing makes sense anymore. My penis wants to do math and My brain has a Boner, everything is Backwards.
Danica, if I have to Like Math in order to have a chance with you, I will. Listen: Algorithms, Pi, Geonominalism. See, I like Math. Call me, we can meet up and discuss Fractions over Breakfast. You like coffee and Doughnuts?



I would also like to add: Holy Shit!

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Update:
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FranksWildYears commented 181 days ago.
I may have to start watching Entertainment Tonight to see the coverage of Gris being led away in handcuffs by the LAPD after finding him in the shrubbery outside Danica's house.

Gris commented 181 days ago.
Ah, my friend. Jail Time may be worth it.

numbah16tdhaha commented 181 days ago.
The same thing happened to me at Jessica Alba's house...

Gris commented 181 days ago.
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These stars are just too Uptight...

FranksWildYears commented 181 days ago.
I can see the two of you consoling each other in the jail cell while in the next one over Canada and irish are fighting over who Selma Hayek loves more.

FranksWildYears commented 181 days ago.
Meanwhile Ridge remains at large as Monica Bellucci's lawyer attempts to serve him with a restraining order.

numbah16tdhaha commented 181 days ago.
I thought it was excessive force. I could see using the beanbag shotgun to knock me out of the tree, but did they really need to tase me?

Gris commented 181 days ago.
Thats the LAPD for you.
See this Scar on my knee? Thats from when they had to Billy club me to get me in the Back of their Cruiser.
Bastards.

I still love you, Danica!

frinji commented 181 days ago.
If smart chicks turn your crank, you should check out natalie portman.

Gris commented 168 days ago.
Natalie Portman is also very beautiful. And smart. But alas, She is no Danica Mckeller.
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