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Massachusetts

reviewed by moesyzlak

Located in the northeastern United States, Massachusetts covers approximately 7,826 sq. miles. Massachusetts is nicknamed the "Bay State" for its many bays along the Atlantic coast, including Cape Cod Bay. The capital of Massachusetts is Boston.

moesyzlak
06/03/2009

Massachusetts 1

Massachusetts is awesome if you enjoy the following:

I moved here 3 years ago from Vermont. I moved because my wife found a school that was perfect for what she needed. I reluctantly gave up my awesome job and beautiful apartment in Vermont's upper valley to live here.

As soon as she's done school we're gone.

Mass is by far the worst place I've ever lived and I will tell you why.

1. The people are the worst part. Everyone is cold, bitter, angry and their accent will drive you nuts. If I hear someone say "Im gonna go paaahk the cahr" one more time I think I'll vomit. This leads to #2

2. Driving in Mass is wretched. Because the people are selfish, self absorbed, greedy and out of touch with reality, driving her eis horrible I actuall saw a car MOVE FORWARD for a car in the right lane so the car behind it could merge onto the right hand turn and because the initial car didnt move fast enough, they still got flipped off by the car behind them. The motto here should be "Hey, welcome to Mass, now go fuck yourself"

3. Taxes are bad, real bad. Hope you dont like beer because it costs 16 bucks a 12 pack. 8 bucks for a pack of smokes. there will be an additional .20cents tax on each gallon of gas in the very near future. Not like gas is expensive or anything......

4. Boston sports fans suck. If you are not a fan of the pats, celts, sox or bruins dont celebrate your team. It simply isnt worth it and boston fans actually get violent....I was almost arrested at the garden one night.

5.Tolls, on top of the excise tax which you will pay if you purchase a new car, if you live east of boston on the pike you will pay money, and lots of it to commute into the city. The commuter rail is not much better, and slow as hell. With, of course, grumpy drivers and attendents.

All in all I hate it here. It has completely beaten me down, and made me tired. I hope to move as soon as humanly possible.

I will leave this review on a single note: "How is it the state which spurred the American Revolution based upon taxation from England now taxes its people so dearly?"

I will be moving back to the good ol' Green Mountain state where the people are slower, nicer, and leave you the hell alone.

Fuck you Massachusetts.

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jose0001 commented 185 days ago.
your a fucking idiot. have you gone everywhere in ma? the small towns in the mountains? no, you havn't. you see a couple of bad places and the whole state sucks. wow, your pretty fucking dumb.

moesyzlak commented 185 days ago.
Live on the North Shore near the NH border, work all over Mass. Been as far remote as North Adams, been to and spent time in Manchester by the Sea, Salem, Newburyport, Scituate and all over the South Shore. Its all the same.

GunDog15 commented 175 days ago.
Couldn't agree with you more. Note jose0001 comment, so typical of a MASSHOLE, first thing out of their mouths is "you're a _ucking (blank)".

mnkys123 commented 159 days ago.
YOU almost got arrested because boston fans got violent? Wouldn't the person getting violent almost be arrested?

moesyzlak commented 159 days ago.
The issue being that the gentleman who began the confrontation had several friends with him who would contest that I had indeed started the conflict. No good sir, my only crime that night was wearing a jersey of the opposing team.
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