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Michael Jackson

reviewed by CanadaSucks

Michael Jackson, the King of Pop, died suddenly of cardiac arrest on June 25th in Los Angeles.

CanadaSucks
07/02/2009

Michael Jackson 2

Damn. . .I was going to change my RIA username to "NeverLand Ranch" next week. . .

As a dead celebrity of 'fame' this would rate higher. . .but the rating system (as I read it) has to do with a more personal opinion. . .thus a 'won't miss them' is in order. . .



Farrah died and went to heaven. . .imaginary god asked her how he could make things easier.

Keep the world's children safe, she said. ..

Then gawd killed Michael Jackson.

There was musical and lyrical talent. . .but to call the behavior bizarre is as nice a way as one could put it. Some creepy allegations with no convictions but certainly money changed hands. . .

This one doesn't surprise me. . .a walking psychological disaster with questionable health. . .

Join to vote! 6 Helpful / 4 Funny / 8 Agree / 9 Disagree
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fitman commented 149 days ago.
I'm no Michael Jackson fan (his music is a bore), but that 'joke' (based on the specious assumption that MJ was a child molester) is not funny.

My favorite MJ joke is:

Michael Jackson is proof that only in the USA is it possible for a poor young black boy to grow up to be a rich white woman.

CanadaSucks commented 149 days ago.
One must admit- your missive is funny.

fitman commented 149 days ago.

numbah16tdhaha commented 149 days ago.
I heard a worse barb.

fitman commented 149 days ago.
... and the plastic surgeon who maimed the man should at least lose his license to practice medicine

kaylay09210 commented 149 days ago.
i do miss him!!!!!1
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