Celebs are dropping faster than Brisol Palin's panties in the backseat of a gas-guzzilng SUV parked behind the one movie theater in Alaska. . .

Mays shrill salesmanship made him one of the more irritating yet unoffensive icons. .. I would rather chew glass than buy any one of his products (all of them can allegedly spit the atom and cure cancer - and you get another one free!)

What I did like about Mays was that he seemed to be in on the joke- his self-parodying ESPN commercials are pretty damn funny ("I'm not a strong reader!") suggest that Mays knew who he was and had few pretensions about himself. That alone's worth 3 stars.

Hey, unlike other dead celebs he wasn't on a pinup, slept with kids, or surgically attempted to alter his race! Quite the boring celeb death if you ask me. . .