Michael Jackson 1

Right now I'm missing the Michael Jackson jokes more than I am Michael Jackson. I thought he had died a long time ago and was just being represented by a mechanical drone. He was just a chemical shadow of his former non-plasticized self.

If you're a Michael Jackson impersonator right now you've got to be rubbing the cleft in your chin, just beneath the soft cotton of the face mask and wondering how you, along with his family, lawyers, publicists, promoters and so forth, can benefit from his seemingly sudden death.

Once the investigation is done then everyone can return to blaming the doctors/handlers and Michael the Icon will morph into Poor Michael. With the amount of drugs he was allegedly in position of and/or prescribed, it's wonder how he could have been considered to be an appropriate caregiver to his three children.

Hopefully his children (just how many Michaels do you need in a Jackson family of four?) will be insulated from the ever revolving circus of their lives. It's hard to imagine that in light of the chaotic like atmosphere he resided that he could have provided a better life for his children than he was afforded when he was their age.