Star Wars vs. Star Trek (Thanks Numbah)
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Trekkie: "You touch my pocket protector again and the phaser goes from stun to kill!"
38 year old man with a Darth Vader mask: "But, I'm your father!"
Trekkie: "Lies, I'm adopted!"
ZAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!
*NEWS FLASH*
Things got ugly today when a 38 year old male burst into a Star Trek convention and interupted William Shatner as he was just about to tell everyone to get a life.
