National Television Day 5

Yes, I think this is a great idea. I think that on just one day each year, TV watchers all over the world should honor their TV's by dressing them up with little hats, sweaters or t-shirts...oh hell, go crazy...wrap a boa around them...give 'em elephant or bunny ears...and tape a picture of Chalky Studebaker to the screen. Then, pull them around the neighborhood in Little Red Wagons to show your pride. To make it a real holiday, you would stop at every house along the way, where shots and beer chasers would be handed out for free.

Of course, this will spawn a "Radio Pride Day", an "iTunes Pride Day", a "Shortwave Radio Pride Day" and a "Yelling Across the Neighborhood to Let Everyone Know that Michael Jackson has Passed Away Because Your TV's are Unplugged Pride Day", which will go on indefinitely...