...and don't forget to give props to Al Gore for proving that ice can melt at minus 45 degrees F...

To all of the Global Warmimg Theologists who panic when they see chunks of ice that are the size of Manhattan falling into the sea...

psst...

It's not rising temperatures that are causing this...it's the natural movement and expansion of the ice...from the center, outwards...that is causing this to happen, just as it has been happening since dinosaurs invented warp drive and left the Earth...