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Ol' Roy

reviewed by jakkbauer

Ol' Roy is the Walmart brand of dogfood.

jakkbauer
07/16/2009

Ol' Roy 1

This food is absolutely worthless you should just feed your dog table scraps instead of buying this food. Lets face it this is the cheapest possibly dog food money can buy and that is why you bought it you ignorant mongoloids. If your dog would eat it im sure you would feed him your own feces because its free. Just please read this next part carefully. IF YOU FEED YOUR DOG THIS FOOD GO GET A BETTER JOB BEFORE BUYING ANY MORE PETS YOU WORTHLESS LAZY SLOB!!!

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Shosha commented 130 days ago.
You know, you're right. I totally should have left my dog at the pound to die. Brilliant, you're brilliant.

peoplearefunny commented 125 days ago.
Funny how you assume that everyone buys dogs and has designer dogs. I have to agree with Shosha. I am sure your dog is on the all natural raw diet. Right?

mwjdemuro1 commented 124 days ago.
Dude, what is WRONG with you? You're obviously spending your money on dog food and not your medication crazy.

The Dog Food Ratings Girl commented 95 days ago.
Being quickly, humanely put to sleep vs. slowly being starved to death by Ol' Roy.

Shosha, you should have simply fostered the dog until a truly responsible person could adopt him.


jakkbauer commented 94 days ago.
No shosha will probly just keep the dog until it dies and then feed it to her young because she is that cheap and cares that little about proper nutrition!

mwjdemuro1 commented 94 days ago.
Were you two abused as children? You have serious mental issues and entirely too much time on your hands. With the stink your putting up I'm sure your children have never touched a grain of processed foods, McDonalds or anything of the sort. Now get off of the computer and get back to the organic, from scratch meals you must prepare for your families.

jakkbauer commented 93 days ago.
OK Mr. Therapist. What did you do take one psychology course in college and now your an expert? Actually I eat processed foods myself all the time because I am a human and I have a choice and the ability to determine when it is seriously impacting my health. On the other hand I give my dog the finest possible nutrition, and basically the finest possible anything because its very little extra cost out of my pocket to provide my pet with the best possible life during the short time she has on this earth. I however will live much longer and have much more time to experience greater things in life and am not worried about myself as much as others.

jakkbauer commented 93 days ago.
@ mwjdemuro1

I just noticed that all of your insults involve directly insulting the other posters mental health. This seems like it could be a common problem for you or someone you know but generally not everyone has a mental disorder so try to be more various in your insults.

Mottster commented 89 days ago.
Actually he has a point. You get what you pay for. Yeah, your dog might have a shiny coat but that's from all the fat packed in ol' roy. I get compliments from my dog at the park constantly on how SOFT and shiny he is. He's a seizure dog so I am extremely picky about what I feed him. I've always loved animals but I'm in no way an activist, I can't stand those people but I do believe in buying the best I can afford for my dog. I work on a farm and I bring the hounds the food mine doesn't eat because they get ol'roy. Dogs should be a member of your family, not just something hanging around that you occasionally play with. Would you feed your kids McDonald's everyday? If so, then you my friend need to get your head checked. $15 for a 5lb bag that lasts me a month is a great deal for me, he's getting excellent food and I know it won't go stale by the time the bag is empty like it would with a 10lb+ bag.
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