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Gallbladder Removal

reviewed by edt4

The Gallbladder provides extra bile to help break down fatty foods. When the gallbladder isn't working properly, it can lead to severe stomach pain and vomiting. In these cases, it is usually recommended that the gallbladder be removed by surgery. About 700K gallbladders are removed annually in the US.

edt4
07/23/2009

Gallbladder Removal 3

Haven't had it done, but I almost did, about 10 years ago. I had been getting a dull but persistent pain in my side that didn't go away, and I finally went to see my doctor, a blunt Italian I had been seeing since I was 15. He gave me a quick, cursory examination, and said, "Your gall bladder needs to come out." That freaked me out a bit, because (No. 1) I did not like surgery (I had almost bled to death having a bone cyst removed once) and (No. 2) I had no idea what a gall bladder actually was, and (No. 3) I felt I was way too young to contemplate being deprived of mine, whatever the hell its purpose was supposed to be. A short while later, I was sent to a medical center where they lathered up my abdomen with some sort of gell and ran the kind of x-ray device over me that they normally seem to use with pregnant women. All the while, the technician kept saying, "I can't see anything wrong. I just don't see anything wrong." Which filled me with some relief, but still perplexed me. When I returned to my regular doctor, he said, "You have a bruised rib." A bit chagrined, I asked, "How did I bruise my rib?" The doctor looked up from the report he was reading and brusquely replied, "How the fuck do I know how you bruised it?" (I liked the guy...he had made some good diagnoses over the years, but...like I said...he was blunt, sometimes offensively so). To placate me, I guess, he gave me a script for Vicodin (it worked; I was placated). All these years later, I still don't know what a gall bladder is for, but at least I still have one.

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Biscuithead commented 134 days ago.
If a doctor suddenly says "your gallbladder needs to come out" I'd think he was crazy.

edt4 commented 134 days ago.
I did after he first told me it needed to come out, and then just as quickly said it didn't.
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