Maple syrup- President Obama
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So I told my dad, the ultra-staunch conservative, that I was going to get the President a gift. He grumbled something to the effect of hoping I hadn't bought into that bullshit too and then he attained a very odd look on his face when I told him I was gonna get Barry some maple syrup, to which I replied, "Think about it, Dad. What goes better with waffles?" I nearly had to pick the crazy old coot up off of the ground from the laughter that comment caused.