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Dolores Park (18th St. and Dolores)

reviewed by magellan

magellan
04/19/2007

Dolores Park (18th St. and Dolores) 2

Over the years I've had some good runs at Dolores Park.  The problem is that those runs are few and far between.  It's usually thug ball, and there can be some pretty bad dudes stirring up trouble.

I was running up there last Sunday.  I actually had a decent team.  We blew out the first team we played, in part because I was the biggest guy on the court and the other team couldn't handle me on the glass.  The next team had three hard core thugs on their squad.  They were older guys, probably mid thirties, shaved heads and tattoos all of them.  They were not ballers, but they were clearly pretty tough guys.  I heard them talking as they got on the court that they were going to knock me around a little bit, and that "we gotta slow big man down."

Whatever, basketball gets physical and most folks who play are used to that.  So we start running.  One of the thugs makes a series of awful calls - not against me - but against folks on my team, and it makes it clear that he's a punk who's prepared to cheat to win, and doesn't give a damn what people think.  I take two hard cheap shots from two of the three thugs.  I tell one "don't be a jackass" and he growls back at me.  A few plays later I'm coming down on the break, and taking it to the basket.  The same guy fouls me pretty hard across the arms.  I call a foul.  He starts screaming, really personal shit.  "Big man, you're a p*ssy.  You're a b*tch."  All of that kind of stuff.  As he's screaming at me, he starts to rile himself up, talking himself into a confrontation.  I talk back telling him to learn how to play basketball or something.

Out of nowhere, he comes at me and jacks me with two hands in the chest.  He's not all that big, but he's solidly built - probably 5'10, 185.  His two larger, thuggish buddies start glaring at me.

So I weigh my options.  I consider myself too old to be getting in fights, and at the moment, my employer isn't giving me health insurance.  But playground basketball is a lot about standing up for yourself. Plus, I have about 25 pounds on the guy and could probably take him if it stayed as a one on one confrontation.  However, I didn't necessarily trust it to stay a fair fight.

So I walk away.  I took off my shirt (i have no idea why), threw it against the fence, and said "I'm done."  I walked off the court to the crowing of the thug.  I went to the side of the court and sat down - refusing to leave the court, but also clearly backing down from this guy.  A few of my teammates came over and told me not to sweat it, that it was a foul, that the guy was an ass, etc.

It really sucked, and was sort of a confidence shaker for me.  At the end of the day, it was a business decision for me.  I was probably going to get nicked up, and I didn't want to pay the doctor's bills out of pocket.  But at the same time, at an early age you're taught to stand up to the bully - especially when you're bigger than the guy.

I probably will run into this guy again, and I'm not sure how I'm going to handle it.  He basically booted me out of a game on my neighborhood court - a court I've been playing at (very sporadically) for about 6 years.  I'm thought a lot about it this week, and am not happy about it.  First step I guess, is to get my health insurance turned back on.

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edt4 commented 948 days ago.
It's hard to know what to do. I certainly got into my fair share of fights as a kid; won some, lost others. As a middle-aged man, it sometimes occurs to me that what might have been a minor fist-fight as a teen could now be labeled as an assault. Some years ago, I was in a bar with my girlfriend, and another girl and her boyfriend, who was pretty unstable. He got into a fight with another guy and was pounding him. Instinctively, I went forward to break it up, and both my girlfriend and the other girl yelled, "Don't get involved! Don't get involved!" I was chagrined and offended, then realized that maybe they were exercising common sense that I lacked, given that I haven't been in a fight since high school days. I was suspended from junior high school once for fighting, and the guy I was fighting ended up needing stitches (not that I was a particularly tough kid, but, like I said, I did win some...). Getting into the same fight now, as a middle-aged adult, might get me arrested, sued, etc. etc. Sometimes walking away can be the smartest thing you can do, but I understand how you feel and I couldn't say how I'd react in a similar situation. I should mention that I was friends with a fellow who was a very tough guy. He was a passenger in a car once that was driving into Brooklyn, and they were cut off by another car. My friend, never one to avoid confrontation, leaned out his window to yell some choice invective at the other guy and found himself staring down the barrel of a gun. Luckily, the other guy didn't fire, but somebody else might've.

magellan commented 948 days ago.
Yeah, trust me I went through the whole "am i going to get shot" thought process. My take is that if you are acting like a gang banger when you're 35 like these guys, you probably ARE a gang banger. Sometimes it doesn't feel all that great to do the mature thing, however.

Flick01 commented 948 days ago.
I think you made the right decision. Wounded pride grows back. Missing teeth don't.

Randyman commented 948 days ago.
Take it from someone that has been there many times. You did the right thing, trust me. It might not feel good, but it was the right thing to do. You hear it all the time in the news, one man killed fighting over a parking space or some ridiculous thing. Would it have been worth it if you had hit him and accidently maimed or killed him? Would you feel better if something happened to you, and what about your family? You know the answer. Save it for the important battles in life. God knows there are enough of them. Never feel bad for being smarter than some thug. Guys like that are a dime a dozen. There aren't too many like you!

magellan commented 948 days ago.
Thanks Randy, I think you're giving to much credit to my right hand. I'm a lover, not a fighter. But you're point is dead on... it just feels bad to feel emasculated like that.

Randyman commented 948 days ago.
Someday I'll tell you my "Pride goeth before the fall" story. Not pretty.

magellan commented 948 days ago.
Looking forward to it. BTW, Flick, I do have chipped teeth. And they haven't grown back.

sperryc commented 947 days ago.
Without hesitation, Magellan, I can say you did the right thing. I do this from the comfort of my bedroom, with chilled Fresca in hand, and relaxing country music playing on the radio. I can't honestly say I would have done the same thing in the moment, but I know for a fact I would have felt really stupid afterwards - much more stupid than whatever emotion you're feeling now. I get PISSED when I'm fouled flagrantly. Add the other factors in (a repeat-fouler who's smaller & mouthy, the "b*tch," the out-of-the-blue push in the chest) and self-restraint is a true long-shot for me. In the eyes of someone like me, who is admittedly victim to his own emotions way too often, and in a variety of situations, your ability to weigh financial & physical well-being considerations in the heat of the moment, and in the face of that kind of instigation, is nothing short of a gift. I genuinely hope that, in time, and with experience (and hopefully not the type of experience that involves losing teeth - or more), I will learn to compensate for my deficiency in that department. I lack that gift. That said, I'm glad you didn't leave the court. It's a fine line between being the bigger man and being a p*ssy.

numbah16tdhaha commented 947 days ago.
I would have sent him down with a hard foul, but I'm a jackass in those situations...

numbah16tdhaha commented 947 days ago.
Almost forgot, we had one of these that we planted off of a screen play where the whole point of the screen was to blast him. Dude went about five feet while airborne and slid another ten. His buddies didn't want any...

minkey commented 935 days ago.
Magellan, I think I know the guy who was talking trash to you. Don't take it personal he called Laettner and JJ Reddick the same thing. http://www.withleather.com/post.phtml?pk=2355
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