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Australia

reviewed by Plummo

Since 1788, the primary basis of Australian culture has been Anglo-Celtic, although distinctive Australian features soon arose from the country's unique environment and the pre-existing ...
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Plummo
09/03/2003

Australia 5

Absolutely and unequivocally the very best country in the world. And the reasons why.. 1. As a european colony it's only two hundred years old. We haven't totally depleted our natural resources, nor do we have cities with 300 year old slum areas. 2. We have 20 million people in a land the size of the United States or Western Europe. In the centre there are cattle stations the size of Belgium with only 10 or so people working or living on the station. In short, Australia is not crowded. At all. 3. We are the worlds most successful multicultural society. This makes for interesting food, interesting nightlife, and a fantastic fusion of influences from all over (although predominately Mediterranean/South East Asian). 4. We have a fantastic climate- Sydney is the worlds most temperate city (for all you American speakers- that is where the temperature range is extremely small). 5. We have a very active sporting culture. Although the US influence (McDonalds, Burger King, KFC, Taco Bell) has made our kids fatter than ever, most kids (and adults) in Australia play some kind of sport. We have the weather for it 6. Underlying all this, we have a stable British backbone in our system of law and government. We are forced to vote, which means that lobby groups have no power in Australia, because every Australian has a say in the State & Federal Elections. 7. Our crime rate is low, our economy is stable, and underwritten by our massive natural resources. Basically, we are not old and shabby like Europe. We are not totally screwed up, violent, self-destructing, fat turkeys like the United States. We don't barb wire our white townships like South Africa. We are surrounded by ocean, have no borders, and no worries. The very best country in the world. I don't know why some of us ever leave it.

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scot2go commented 844 days ago.
Sorry but your view of oz is not one that I recognise, especially the multicultural bit given that up to a few years ago they ran a Whites only policy but if you could play some cricket then that was waved. I remember the various Ghettos that each of the immigrant groups stayed in, the riots on Bondi beach last couple of years. The flies that exist in staggering numbers. The sports that are cumpulsory during school term giving you a nation of healthy dummies. You are correct on the 'interesting' food, do they still fine butchers for packaging Kangaroo meat as best quality beef? The cities that do not have 300 yr old slum areas are non existant as most of your cities are not more than 200 yrs old. The cattle stations are huge because there is so little fodder for the cattle to eat that they are by neccessity big. But its the image of themselves as matey that is pure fiction as one look at the society pages that fills their media that disproves the one for all, all for one dream. Stable economy, give me a break! So why is it that ozzies leave for the old and shabby Europe? I suggest Plummo looks hard in the mirror.
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