"The first thing we do, is kill all the lawyers." wrote William Shakespeare.

Why doesn't a lawyer wear a sharkskin suit? Because you can't tell where the suit stops and the lawyer begins.

What do you call 5 lawyers at the bottom of a lake? A good start.

How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Cut the rope.

What do you have when you've got a lawyer up to his neck in sand? Not enough sand.

Except for the Shakespeare quote, all the rest of these jokes were told to me by lawyers. What does that tell you?