You're gonna sink your teeth into this one, 'git...

Thank you and same to you, meshuganah. Good flick. Thanks for the recommendation.

Great line from the movie:

",,,that's where you got it wrong. People play baseball. No one "plays" boxing."

If I'm not mistaken, the opening licks were right from "The Exorcist".

Oy vey...they couldn't even shadow the ketchup claw marks.

Use the propellers! Use the propellers!

Just saved 8 bucks. Thanks.

Congratulations to your boys. Maybe when they grab the brass ring, we could arrange a final match-up between the Wildcats and the Hyacks.

That's got to be the stoopidist "Disagree" in the history of this site.

Being somewhat of an expert on Festivus, allow me to clear up some of the misconceptions about this most solemn of holidays. First, it is not an alternative name for Christmas. It is a holiday that stands on its own merits. Here are the three fundamental elements of Festivus:

1. The symbol for Festivus is a steel pole which represents absolutely nothing, leaving this symbol open to hours of endless debate and, hopefully, fighting..

2. There must be a challenge and a display of strength, hopefully resulting in a a nephew pulverizing an uncle, or something like that. However, arm wrestling a acceptable.

3. This is the day to come clean...not about all of the sins you have committed over the past year, but about how you really feel about other family members, which generally results in #2.

Festivus isn't for everybody. Festivus is for the Rest of US.

The thing you young 'uns need to know about music and First Blowjobs is that it's kinda like a hatching duckling; it will bond to the first thing it sees. I'll tell yah...I coulda done a lot worse than Billy Joel...

For instance, I'm pretty sure that Steven Wright got his while Freebird was playing. In fact, he was on his way to a promising career as mountain-climbing, deep sea-diving, fortune-hunting mercenary when it happened. Here he is 3 weeks later. A terrible shame.