New pic! It speaks to me.

"Boys, surrender your weapons before you enter my town."

and

"Ridge...what about that .38 inside your jacket?"

"But, Little Bill, how will I defend myself against my enemies?"

"I bet you think I'm kicking you, Ridge!"

Oh yah? Well, The Dave Clark Five are operating the Tilt-a-Whirl Kittitas County Fair this year.

When the producers balanced the size of the Boomer audience against the pool of available pop acts, the thing that probably tipped the scales was that The Who did the gig for free, or so I read.

Now you'll have to excuse me while I try to wipe the drool off my Seals and Crofts t-shirt.

So, anyways, here you are at a Super Bowl Party, Ed and you couldn't give a shit about the game. So, what do you do?

When the crowd roars you can:

A. Turn to the guy next to you, put both hands up in the air for "high fives" and scream, "Did I call that or did I call that! Yes!"

B. When the crowd drones over a mistake like a fumble or an interception, mutter, "Whatza matter with that guy?"

C. If the game gets lop-sided early, say, "Why do they have to wait until there's two minutes left to do the two minute drill?"

D. During half time, when the cameraman gets a hard-on for one of the cheerleaders, say, "Hey! I used to date her!"

E. If things get outta hand...as in really boring for you...whip out your cell phone, take a fake call and bolt for the door. yelling, "I'll be at the ER. Lemme know how it goes. And thanks for the chips and Miller Lights you dumbasses."

You'll do just fine.

Bring something good to eat and no one will notice, ed.

Too bad Gore wasn't around when the Matterhorn was under water, eons ago. How could he have made a living off of that, as the water began to recede? Or what terror would he have instilled in the hearts of Earthlings when the glaciers started to form?

Saying that the glaciers "have disappeared" is like saying that the Anasazi "just disappeared".

They moved...

...and so does the water that is locked-up on these ever-changing mountains. Trust me, you lug nuts who can't separate politics from science, that water won't be wasted.

It's comforting to know that I'm not alone here. I divested myself from most professional sports when actual sport became secondary to the tangential issues attached to it...ie: drugs, steroids, shooting, rapes, attacks, arrests, trials and all of the horse shit that these "all-of-the-sudden-I'm-rich" athletes get involved in.

Like Sonny once said, "Mickey Mantle don't care about you."