Roommates

A good roommate can mean emotional support, someone to whom you can entrust your pet when you leave town, dinner time company, and much more. A bad roommate, on the other hand, can create stress and hostility. Share your roommate advice and stories here.

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3013 days ago

....but I also tell those pesky collection agencies to go to hell,too.

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3233 days ago

Best item on the list. If you ask your room mate to marry you, consider him an ex-room mate.

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3409 days ago

Fun for a while, but when senior year of college comes around, you start to appreciate your own space. One of my roommates decided to log into my computer and delete all my reviews on this site (and god only knows what else) which is the main reason I have created this review. In other words, choose wisely when picking who to live with.

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3827 days ago

...and they are usually ones who pay their own bills LATE!

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4430 days ago

I didn't even know this was a way to get rid of your roommate until I told a friend about my roommate's obsession with this one song.  "She's trying to get you out of that room.  She doesn't like you."  "Really?" I said.  "Maybe she just really likes that song."  I didn't know any better.  She hated my guts and I had no idea.

The joke to play on your (female) roommate depends on what it is you don't like about them.  For example, if you think your roommate is too vain to hang out with you, put toothpaste in the cold cream.  If your roommate drinks too much, put beer and whiskey bottles from the boy's section's garbage (always full of liquor bottles) on her side of the room and call the R.A. on her for bringing excess alcohol on campus (something only girls get caught for).  If your roommate brings too many boys over while you are in the room, get a couple of friends to help you get her bed outside of the room into the lobby with a sign on it, saying "Get it?"  Use pranks ONLY as a last resort, when you've already had a serious conversation (involving the R.A.) about behavior you don't like, not as a manipulative tactic.  It's stupid to do it out of the blue, because--guess what--they STILL won't get it.

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4430 days ago

That annoyed my roommate very much.  What else was I going to do?  I didn't do it to annoy her, but it worked out for the both of us anyway.

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4841 days ago

I do this to annoy my children.

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4841 days ago

That's good if you are happy and after you have to be a litle bit serious.

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4889 days ago

One can only imagine the severity with which roomie would be motivated to inflict in retaliation.

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4890 days ago

We annoy my step dad with this all the time.

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