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Vampire, zombie, and slasher films all live under this section. Review the creepiest, most cringe-worthy films here. There's scary, then there's the INSANELY SCARY. Check out our master list of Best Horror Movies, as well as all sorts of horror tinged rankings of things like Best Vampire Movie, Best Slasher Movie, The Scariest Movies of All Time, Best Werewolf Movie, Best Stephen King Movie, and our list of Hammer Studio Movies.

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6 days ago

This film has grown on me over the years, ever since I first saw it on TV at 3am, even though its filled with endless talk, improbable characters and situations, and one of the sillier-looking "mutants" to come out of low-budget 1950's cinema.

Nuclear War has struck, and an assorted collection of survivors gather in what looks like a comfortable home in the San Fernando Valley. Paul Birch ("Not Of This Earth") attempts to keep order, and ensure their survival. His daughter is pretty Lori Nelson ("Revenge of the Creature"), who quickly bonds with Richard Denning, a blond, Aryan looking actor originally from Poughkeepsie, NY, that you just know is going to represent decency and the post-apocalyptic forces of morality. Needless to say, the bad guy is dark, swarthy Mike "Touch" Connors (as far from "Mannix" as you can get!). His girlfriend is dance-hall floozie Adele Jergens, who was always great in anything I ever saw her in, and sexy too (she was married in real life to Glenn Langan, who played the bald, whiny giant in "The Amazing Colossal Man"). There's also an old guy with a donkey who enjoys making moonshine and sharing it with his "pal", the donkey--- Nuclear War or no Nuclear War! Obviously, gritty realism isn't this film's strong suit.

There's a lot of talking, and more talking, and an occasional fist-fight. There's also Paul Blaisdell as the "mutant", who may or may not be all that's left of Lori Nelson's former "main squeeze". Blaisdell did the costumes and performed in them for a great many of these 1950's horror films. They were pretty hokey and fake looking, but as a kid, I loved them, and still get a kick out of seeing them. I mean, let's put it this way--- I'll always prefer low-budget nonsense...but fun nonsense...with one of these rubber-suit wearing "monsters" in it from the 1950's over the computer-generated snore-fests they're routinely churning out today.

This isn't one of Corman's more inspired productions, but...like I've said...I've grown fonder of it as the years pass, and it does have its fair share of entertainment value. If for nothing else, catch it for the sexy Lori Nelson (she couldn't really act, but she was sexy), or the sexier Adele Jergens (she could act, and was very sexy, even if "Touch" Connors's character doesn't think so), of if you've always wanted to see the guy who played "Mannix" portray a slimy, murderous gutter rat (and where did the nickname "Touch" come from, by the way?). It won't be a film to everyone's taste, but I'll still take it any day over "Independence Day" or "Transformers" or whatever multi-million dollar junk Hollywood is currently foisting on the sheep-like public as "entertainment".
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7 days ago

Now here's something just screaming for a modern remake. This has almost everything you could ask for: a giant sentient evil cucumber from Venus, Lee Van Cleef (of spaghetti western fame) as a scientist fooled by the big veggie into betraying humanity, Beverly Garland and her unending supply of tight sweaters facing down the cuke in its lair, and legendary schlockmeister Roger Corman at the helm of this masterwork.

For the remake, forget plot, just get the likes of Jessica Alba or Megan Fox in tight clothes wrestling in the grip of a big CGI cucumber and the fantasies of half the pubescent males on the continent will be fulfilled.

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13 days ago

Review Icon Lena reviewed House in Horror Movies:
Unfortunately Netflix doesn't have a copy of this film, but from the clip below, it looks downright insane in its awesomeness. I shall seek this it out elsewhere.

Until then, enjoy:
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21 days ago

the original is my favorite zombie film.the second is good,but avoid the others at all cost!
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21 days ago

best horror series ever.fuck the watered down remake
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26 days ago

i love this movie! it may not be as scary as other movies but it really kept me"at the edge of my seat" not like the second part wich was just messed up and terrible. but not that terrible. it was ok but it still had suckish parts
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26 days ago

I found it more annoying than frightening. I liked the dead cat coming back to life deal, and what did those morons posing as parents think was going to happen if they let their kid run out and play in the road with all those big trucks going by? Fred Gwynne was good.
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27 days ago

'Puppet Master' is an incredibly stupid movie. If you're remotely scared of puppets, this lame movie will make you realize how you may be over exaggerating.
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29 days ago

Louisiana’s boggy, heavy atmosphere is a character as well as a backdrop for this 2005 thriller. Gena Rowlands at 75 is amazing in her role as feisty Violet Devereaux the wife of stroke victim Ben played by John Hurt. Home nurse, Caroline (Kate Hudson) answers an ad and finds herself becoming Ben’s live-in caretaker in a creepy old southern mansion where the mirrors are all mysteriously missing. An ornate skeleton key, a mysterious closed-up attic room, brick dust, musical chants, and hoodoo rituals blend together to cover a dark secret with a beautifully executed twist ending that this watcher didn’t see coming. This movie held my interest – I would watch it again.
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30 days ago

Lemmee see,my last summer as a teenager I got shitfaced and tried to backdoor every girl who would stand still long enough.


As much fun as that was it was scarier than this piece of shit.
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