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Another name for this section would be Life. How else would you title a section that contains topics like Things People May Assume About Others, Things to Do on a Friday Night, Universal Pet Peeves, and Lousy Situations? Also in this section, you can take a public poll on favorite guilty pleasures and which services call for a tip.

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5 days ago

If another driver feels free to flash their high beams in my rear view, or honk their horn repeatedly, because I've chosen to drive 25 miles an hour in a zone marked 25 miles an hour (yeah, I think 25 miles an hour is way too slow myself, but I wasn't consulted by the powers-that-be when that decision was made, and I really can't afford to get another ticket because I've decided to go 27 or 30 miles an hour instead...which has happened-- the cops in my area, having nothing better to do, are very quick to hand out speeding tickets for the slightest infraction), as a way of expressing their displeasure with me and my turtle-like pace, then I feel perfectly free to thrust my middle finger up in their direction, along with the requisite thrusting gesture, to express mine with them...and to let them know in the most emphatic way possible that they can kiss my ass. (Happened tonight, in fact; I resisted the middle finger because my birth mother was in the car with me, but I did slow the car down to 22 or 23 miles an hour...as a way of letting them know that they could still kiss my ass.)
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5 days ago

I grew up in Boston and can distinctly remember flipping the bird to someone on the expressway from inside my mother's stomach a good seven months before I was born.
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5 days ago

Ok, I haven't smoked cigarettes in over 20 years, and I hold no brief for smokers.


However, the city I live in has gone bull-goose looney on the subject of second hand smoke.  Smoking is now prohibited within 6 meters (about 20 feet) of any door to a public building, and one district has banned smoking on sidewalks and in parks.


What's the problem you say?  Well, for one, the cynical hypocrisy of a government that draws tremendous revenue from tobacco sales in the form of taxes treating said revenue providers like utter pariahs.  For two, the blatant, panty-wetting exaggerations over second-hand smoke.  Granted, prolonged exposure to second hand smoke is unhealthy, no argument.  But the key word there is prolonged.  If I walk by a couple of smokers outside a door and inhale a whiff of smoke, my chances of busting out a tumor are relatively slight.  However, my daily commute is 30 minutes in stop and go traffic breathing enough carbon monoxide to full an oil drum.  And the same government that generates revenue from smoking, while telling its citizens that smoking is the greatest health evil, cancels transit routes and refuses to expand rapid transit to deal with an increasingly gridlocked city.

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5 days ago

Guilty as charged.

In my defense I submit the mitigating factor of Mickdom.
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5 days ago

One of many things that I am glad of in this life is that I never had the misfortune to meet souljunkie.
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5 days ago

Can anyone escape the wrath of this ignorant fascist? What's next? All of you with 46 chromosomes must report to the Souljunkie Memorial Concentration Camps now!
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5 days ago

If it's a guy and he's sober and standing near the fence to a playground? Well, okay.

If it's a chick named Mackenzie Elizabeth Featherstonebaugh, well, that would make one helluva youtube video.
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5 days ago

Actually, this isn't much of a problem anymore since people can now go into restaurants and eat their meal without inhaling someone else's second hand smoke.
votes 3 Helpful / 0 Funny / 4 Agree / 0 Disagree

5 days ago

Why don't we do it in the road?
Why don't we do it in the road?
Why don't we do it in the road?
Why don't we do it in the road?
No one will be watching us.
Why don't we do it in the road?
votes 1 Helpful / 2 Funny / 1 Agree / 0 Disagree

5 days ago

Like something like this is actually going to resolve anything. The only thing that it might cause is a case of road rage.
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