You know what's worse than condescension? Condescension from an ivory tower dope like this one, you know, the guy who said you shouldn't flush your toilet for a decade....
" Remember, Rate It All Kids, not everyone gets to bang famous, rich cougars like The Great Ashton Kutcherino. That's one reason why I want you all to hold in those turds and urinations for a year, okay? The other reason is, if you hold in those shits and pisses for a year, dinosaurs won't go extinct in the Rain Forest. "