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28 days ago

I know, I know, it says in the Bible that women should not wear men's clothing, right? That being the case, women of the world, don't wear pants that belong on a man, damnit. That being said, there are pants in this world that have no business being on anyone BUT a woman, and I'm totally okay with those.

UPDATE: I just realized something. If we get Biblical in our dress codes, women can no longer hijack a man's shirt and wear it and little to nothing else. Certain reviewers I know are sure to dislike this concept...
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28 days ago

That would depend on if you can handle the word metaphor or not.
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28 days ago

I'm not sure what the epistimological requirements might be, but I've always found having a couple of drinks to loosen up never hurt.

UPDATE:
So if someone was Raptured at the very point during which they were having an orgasm, would that mean that God had them coming and going?
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29 days ago

I don't know. Honestly I would like to hear more about this. Supposedly, the thing that Separates us from the animals is our Free Will. (Although I wonder how much will animals lack, but that is a Different review.) Personally, I have always felt that we make our own decisions in Life, and good or bad we have to live with the Choices we make.
From a Christian standpoint, you have the Bible stories that show things God's way and mankind's way. According to the Bible, The Pharaoh who enslaved the Israelites didn't have a Whole lot of choice in the matter. Neither did Esau when he rejected his birthright or Judas when he Betrayed Christ. In Romans 9 it says "Jacob I loved but Esau I hated." I have always felt pity for poor Esau, so hungry yet his own brother Would rather take advantage of him than just give him a Damn bowl of Soup. Jacob was kind of a Jack-ass, yet despite his Jack-assery, God still chose him. I guess on some level that is supposed to be inspiring, God loves us despite our repeated efforts to be jerks. But what about all the Esau's of the World? Roman's 9 goes on to say that God will have Mercy on whom he wants to have Mercy and God will Harden who he wants to harden. Who are we to resist God's will? To paraphrase; The Potter makes pots for Noble uses as well as Common, and since we are the pots there is not a Damn thing we can do about it.
It seems to me that God created the game so he Can make whatever rules he wants. But since we are the Game pieces, it kind of sucks to be us. I believe in Free will, but I wonder from a Biblical standpoint how free he wants us to be. If the Bible is right on this matter, then Hell is filled with poor souls who had no Choice but to end up there.
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29 days ago

I was Baptized when I was 13, I'm still hoping this will get my foot in the Door after I die.
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29 days ago

No, but then I believe it was never Supposed to.
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29 days ago

No one went to Hell for not tithing. Tithing is a work. We have no good works or anything good to offer God to get us into Heaven; that's why Jesus is in the equation.

Tithing one's way into Heaven reminds me of a situation in the Book of Acts where Simon the sorcerer tried to buy his way into Heaven, only to be rebuked by Peter, saying that his money will "perish" with him. The Kingdom of God cannot and WILL NOT be bought and sold like common goods. It is a free gift to us, paid by the blood of Christ.
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29 days ago

According to those multi-millionare con-artists with evangelist television shows it is.....
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29 days ago

Personally, I prefer the explanations given in The Saga of Gilgamesh, or the Canterbury Tales, but to each their own.
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29 days ago

I think crap like "tithing" is why Jesus turned over the tables of the money changers.Listen,ANYTHING that's supposedly spiritual should NOT depend on "Mammon".Wasn't Jesus always pointing out the pratfalls of materialism?
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