I can see the future and its name is "I'm gonna have fun with this list". Just wait till I get to batteries. And away I go to the exo topic.
I just did a FTL scroll down this list and I can say with absolute certainty that everyone of these items can be found in a woman's purse. Go ahead, take a look sometime, if you dare.
Granted, you'll be pulling shit out of there that hasn't seen the light of day since the Big Bang, which coincidentally brings me to vibrators. What's up with this fake lipstick ploy, anyway?
Honey, get the maroon lipstick out of my purse, would you please?
*OH SHIT! Tries to remember what color maroon is. Hands to Kidman*
That's hooker red, idiot. I said maroon, moron.
*grabs scuba gear, dives deeper. friggin' power saw! nope*
Here...
That's a tampon, fool!
*calls Russia looking for a deep sea submersible. GOT IT!*
Here you go. What's this shit look like anyway?
NO, NO, NO. Don't open it, you'll spoil the wax.
*wax in lipstick? pulls off cap, notices switch on "lipstick", hmmm, turns on, USGA seismic sensors register 9.8 on the Richter Scale*
Look, ladies. We may be idiots, but even use human-like idiots can tell the difference between lipstick and a vibrator. Want some advice? Don't ever let a guy enter the inner sanctum. He doesn't want to go near it and NOW neither do you.
There is away around this dilemma, though, and it shall be called the Gillette Power Fusion shaving system. See batteries...
