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English majors will love these collections of puns, aphorisms, limericks, palindromes, and oxymorons. Non majors are welcome to participate as well. Submit your favorite slang, tongue twisters, and lightbulb jokes!

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3 days ago

I remember Sun as a good, upstanding reviewer; a decent man with some great wisdom and information. He doesn't seem to come around much, these days. I wish him the best in his life.
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4 days ago

Review Icon Petr4 reviewed Greek in Languages:
I can't rate the mother of all western languages and the one with the biggest words variety less than 5 stars. The problem is that for someone non Greek isn't very easy to learn.
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7 days ago

A rival to Westward Ho!, England. It is totally funny that this was the only city in the world to have 2 exclamatories in the name and this could refer to anything other than the end of a path in Old French. I think it's somthing gay going on....
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7 days ago

I can't believe it existed. If I were reading this, it would have one's head be rammed in to a bison- an ANGRY one, and one should jump instead of run away to have a better chance of escaping. That's my take.
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9 days ago

This is probably the most socially acceptable time to use profanity.

"Shit! Fuck! Cock balls! I can't believe I have Tourette's! Fuck! Ass! Poop gobbler!" (no offense intended)
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9 days ago

This is definitely really hurtful when it happens in reality, but I find it the idea of it pretty damn hilarious. It's really just a euphemism for, "Wow, you're fat. You're not pregnant are you? Because if you are, your massive gut might be mildly acceptable. Otherwise, you should probably consider laying off those Baconators and hopping on a treadmill once in awhile, you giant hippopotamus."
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10 days ago

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11 days ago

I don't even like fried eggs, so this is out of the question for me. Eggs shouldn't have eyes, unless you're decorating for Easter.
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11 days ago

I don't worship the sun -- I worship the One who created it.
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11 days ago

In the proper context (like the example below) this can be truly excellent.

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