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1366 days ago

Nicole Eggert was a 10 on 'Charles in Charge,' but it was Josie Davis who stole the show.

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1411 days ago

Nathaniel Wyeth (inventor) - The man, the genius, the legend!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nathaniel_Wyeth_(inventor)

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1422 days ago

I saw her in something where she had swords and stuff. Kinda turned me on in a couple ways...

UPDATE: It is a terrible shame that I can't embed this, but click the link and you're welcome...
http://www.fanpop.com/clubs/aishwarya-rai/images/230715/title/last-legion-still-photo

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1422 days ago

Even if she's a shank happy lip biter, she gets 5 stars.

Women of color? WTF, man! Her color is Euro.

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1422 days ago

Wowzers. I like to pretend that Tia, Salma and C Zeta-Jones are my babies and it was up to me to punish them. And wash them.

I guess they should be fed, too.

EDIT: She was late or didn't show at the Orlando gig I went to. Must have heard I was in attendance. Damn it, Sade! Stop warning the others!

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1422 days ago

I'd totally take her to the movies, fill her up on taco bell and show her the ICBM, but I just couldn't do that. She'd never make a sad song again and I'd feel sorry for all her fans.

I sent Sade a few dirty pics and surprised her outside her house once and after that it was all downhill, with all those darn happy love songs.

I get out in September!

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1422 days ago

I uh, I never "got it".

What's so great about this'n?

I've heard her "music" and seen her "acting" and I still don't... is she in the illuminati or something?

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1422 days ago

I get so mad that I passed on the role of James Bond in that stupid flick.

By "Passed on" I mean "stopped working out 20 years ago and never acted a day in my life".

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1422 days ago

Chris Landry is an asset to Rick Case. He's been taking care of my car since I purchased it and I've never received less than stellar customer service. Thanks!
--Posted as a service per authority of business, review written by customer.

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1422 days ago

Ever watch "Dark Angel" on TV late at night with a 64 oz. cocoa butter and a 2 liter of mountain dew? If so, you'd think "Oh, she's 5 out of 5, definitely."

Know this: Jessica Alba's husband was on that show, too. She ditched him when the movie deals came in and cited a reason for leaving as "he wanted to have sex with me, and I'm all Christian and shit." (A direct quote.)

I think she should be 3 stars max until she understands that 1) she has a positive bank account BECAUSE people want to have sex with her and 2) half of the damn bible is about dudes begetting with their wives, other peoples wives, and the firstborns of Egypt or wherever.

In summation, 5 stars on the physical portion of this competition, -2 stars for being a dumb cunt.



ORIGINAL REVIEW: 5stars, How is she 'of color'? What is 'of color'?

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