Seasonal Food

Are you aware of the changing of seasons and temperature as to adjust your diet accordingly? Rate and suggest the best seasonal foods to enhance the surrounding holiday and weather.

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1298 days ago

Can't really consume mass quantities if one of these fuckers stands in your way...

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1298 days ago

Personally, I like them. However, in today's overly sensitive society, I'm sure the Atomic Fireball will be subject to a civil liability lawsuit in no time.

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1298 days ago

While M&M's are by no means the best candy out there, they are good for Halloweeners. Plus in October, the chance for melting is low. These retailers are getting fucking annoying. Halloween stuff at the end of August. Brother!

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1298 days ago

Yeah, Smarties are kind of a cheapskate Halloween treat. The powdery texture and the fact that all of the colors taste the same is kind of lame.

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1298 days ago

I have an uncontrollable reaction to seeing these... yes, it is indeed Sloth from the '80s classic "The Goonies." If you don't know, ask around...

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1298 days ago

They take too much work to eat, if you ask me.

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1298 days ago

I'm kinda meh about them... don't love em, don't hate em.

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1298 days ago

In Canada Smarties are comparable to M&M's and Reese's Pieces, candy coated chocolate buttons. And in fact our National anthem for a period in the 1980s was changed to "When You Eat Your Smarties Do You Eat the Red Ones Last".

The dry powdered candies that you call Smarties, are called Rockets here and I believe were the inspiration for the American anthem's line about the "Rocket's red glare".

Canadian National Anthem:

"When you eat your Smarties, do you eat the red ones last,
Do you suck them very slowly, or do you crunch them very fast,
Eat that candy coated chocolate, but tell me when I ask,
When you eat your Smarties, do you eat the red ones last?"

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1298 days ago

Not a bad confection but it takes a surgeon's deft hand to get the God Damned wax paper wrapper of each one of the little cubes. I suppose that serves to limit your intake.

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1298 days ago

I just got a bag of what they call the Fave Reds... Cherry, Fruit Punch, Strawberry, and Watermelon. Pretty damn impressive, I must say.

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