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2220 days ago

This was that path that Elmer McFudd was on when Bugs Bunny suddenly popped out of the ground and discovered that he had taken a wrong turn at Albequerque.

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2223 days ago

I guess some of my forebearers went Viking out of Denmark or something and settled in England, probably 9th Century or so. I have a crazy aunt that traces family history and stuff. Vikings are a bit of a mixed bag. Some were two bit mercs, some were pretty bad ass...

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2327 days ago

I heard about these guys once or twice...

UPDATE: Take Jarhead 101 with numbah. We are talented at all kinds of mayhem...

UPDATE: I just read a citation for a Navy Cross (2nd only to the Congressional Medal Honor) awarded to a Marine for service above and beyond the call of duty in Afghanistan. It was pretty standard badassery until I got to the part where the Marine Corporal engaged an enemy machine gunner in close combat, relieved said insurgent of his weapon, and promptly beat him to death with it. That's just fuckin' scary... anybody who thinks that Marines don't have the spirit to crush nuts no matter what the conditions are can suck it.

UPDATE: Ha, your D votes can suck it too... we are mean people for a mean purpose. Sometimes dumbass insurgents get tore up when they trifle with us. If you ask me, the guy should have been a better warrior if he didn't want to die disgracefully.

UPDATE: Happy fucking birthday! 237 years ago today The Continental Congress made their best call ever and ordered that a couple battalions of Marine were to be formed. Now let's do the Jarhead thing and get fucked up... I don't care that it is only 0752 as I type this shit.

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2933 days ago

Time 04.10 AM GMT. Operation: "Bellows of Exerted Force"

Thanks to music guitar of Gary Moore song" murder in the sky"

WARNING: Copyrights infringement will be disqualified.
WARNING: technical language may be fictionally vague.

...The desert is already full with influx of many fleeing. The sick horse is pro fusing blood. Later on it will be rescued by a League soldier blazing with CMW-67 rifle. A CMW is shortened for Combat Main Weapon ideally for a soldier with skills, and courage to fight through thick battle and find his way out through barrel blazes. It's fire caliber pressure is above the hit rate than that of a normal M16A2 rifle. A squad with each one of them with right knee on the ground and start firing at the medium range targets will be more speedier than a motor bike wheel velocity rate of turning 800 double times, and the targets are shredded in pieces.
The desert is already an ocean of moving demographic density fleeing for an uncertain solace. A story of human weakness, and their epoch of time record has begun. At least now there will be no more tyrannical chapter of oppression, and there will be a time to come back after the walls are charred with smokes made by the striking guns. Meanwhile in the above, the ballistic rains continued to explore the morning break skies, and it would seem like a meteorite storm heading for another planet, even if this is being fired by a stratospheric planes hanging in the area where gravity is least effective. The SkySkuds though may be looking like normal planes with delta shapes, the planes pilots are wearing the life-supported cylinders, and the can scud anything authorized to hit. So why would anyone bother to fight back now when the phenomenon is in up in the place where nothing can find it? The skyscrapers are vibrating, but distant army cities bases are unimaginably facing a duel of annihilation, and no one will ever know that, until the reports hit the airwaves on TVs, and radios aftermath. Tobias has now engulfed into a quagmire of mayhem and wailing of pains are heard everywhere. The city outskirt was like something that has been demolished years ago. Plumes of smokes bellows, with fire tongues raging. The air is radiating with intense heat wave of both sound waves made League planes and the rapid ground fire. F-18 Strider is doing an incredible activity of striding to and fro-like a waiter busy in the restaurant. like it's half brother, it uses silent mode mechanism to avoid any sound boom made, and converts it's wings behind, thrusting speedily up, and when it reaches the 90 degree angle, there is a an intimidating sound boom, and the bombs are released. A deadly vertical angle as usual. One would be wondering weather there is a twin engine plane that was landing?

"Is it landing? it seems there is another plane landing" It's not another plane landing. It's the bombs friction, with fins that created that air tearing audio-effect.
This is indeed terrifying scenario when 12 MiG
-23 Asteroid (asteroid because of the wider radius hit left behind like asteroid) joined the duel, and their flares are brighter blighting their six o'clock enemy vectoring missiles are just the never ending hell scene of a hundred days. The swirling near by MiG-23 Asteroids at low altitudes would take a dive and pitch up, and then take a negative turn. The rolling tanks are sending fires, and the dinosaurs of heavy artillery are breathing unlimited fire in the wilderness and vomited the fury into Tobias.
LAND/DESERT - AIR/CITY

17 LM-7X900 missile system - 33 F-18 swans
14 WM-44 missile system - 32 F-18 striders
50 T-77 ML-Yaals tanks - 28 MiG-23 Asteroids (fictional derived)
50 T-MSML 7Ray Worming Missile launcher Tanks-
60 ML-1200 Kuooi Tanks -15 SkySkuds above high
77 QCs-army carriers - 12 battalions already in the city

Are more than enough to scud smoke the town. Together they will create a weird buzzing sound of the Irish Gary Moore guitar and there are casualties with no respite to it till the noontime

"High Noon, High Volume Concert".....continued

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2933 days ago

03:00 A.M GMT

Operation: Morning Rain

Continent: Unknown.

Country: Numedia
Capital: Tobias
System: Democratic System, Authoritarian regime

" History prevails as continents writhe in pains, and sufferings.
The sand dunes have buried thousands of bones, and the earth mother decayed the old whitened bones. Man aghast the mother earth with disgust, and the nations are weary. The signs of wearisome can be seen written on the face of young men marching to war zone everyday. All of them with strong tendons to their bones, and adjoined to the their joints. war is a phenomenon, and it's territories are places where humiliations, pains, disgrace, insult by one's enemy, and wonderful things happen. Heroes fall, and cowards race away with pangs, and shames"
-a self quotation of the me.

15 skyskuds striker bombers left the League bases at 01:00 and headed towards the sky and disappeared into the void blue dark sky. The orders dispatch were hasty, but at full obedience. Nobody knew what, who, and why did such unexpected orders where issued. The president is quiet in this, and may be he is aware of the activity.

At around 02:50 GMT, the skySkuds-099 AA1s were almost to the airspace of the enemy, and at around 03:20 A.M, the hell was about to break lose, and screech the echoing barrage of fire balls across the skies. The angry skies have never been so intense like this. In the desert, the tanks are clouding with dust, and the and the army carriers wheels are almost to plug off the chasses.

Meantime at the unsuspecting enemy, who rules the nation with sword, and blood rod, things are quiet, and the whole city is fast asleep. Nothing has ever been so quiet and beautiful like that night. The enemy radars are searching the horizons, and reports the wadding birds flying to the South border with Camerodia. At the Numedian army head quarter, an officer woke up, and headed to the near by toilet. He should have not opened his zipper though as this might have had an effective coincided with an ignited fury of the League SkySkud's highly yielded tons of explosives content. An enough content for the magnitude of 1.25 particular immediate environment.

"(yawns)...man this is the nicest toilet ever built, and was only finished yesterday...and... why Am I hearing the rumbling thunder from the distance when the sky is clear?...wait, this feeling
weird?-----------the missile was screaming. It's fins tearing the atmosphere, and it's racing across the twinkling sky created a reverberating echoes. And finally....the racing phenomenon from the stratosphere hit it's final destination. A military ammo-store created a collective thunderous loud explosion. Something no one was conscious, to about, what in the world is happening? The officer luckily away from the phenomenon aftermath was now on the ground, shaking with fear, and bewildered. He tried to move, but he was benumbed. He can't move because his legs were not benumbed, but were cut of my the flying shrapnel. He calls for help, but couldn't figured it out whether he was not alone in the hell on the ground or not?. He was completely caught up unaware of the immediate judgment day. The only question he was asking himself was "hey, I was standing, but why are the stars, and the sky seem to be upside-down?"

The astro-strike begun with the first shot, and followed by the rest of the squadrons. The city awoke, but realized themselves awakened by the barrage of the unknown noisy skies. The phenomenon is still coming. Now, it's not the single wonder, but the phenomena. The sky looked like the showers of meteorites storm racing across the universe each missile by passing the other, rivaling against the other heading to hit their targets. The rolling SkySkuds missiles seem almost like a group of snakes with bright entrails. A never ending echoes of confusion.

the sky scrapers apartment window panes are vibrating and picturing the missiles on their surface, if one looks at the neighboring towers.

For almost 40 minutes since the astro-strike. It almost fits the word astro-strike because these planes climb up high, and their pilots wear oxygenated mask, with life cylinders back package attached to the seats.

One man opened the window to have a look. It's a beautiful scene, but terrifying to look, and worth not looking at it though, their speeding for the targets are the army bases outside the city. The missiles rolling created a noise that resembles the frequency of radio waves, and a roaring group of tigers. "What in the world is this?"..."what is happening...Am not sure...looked like an....

Get back !"
They have been cut short of talk as the jets arrive. F-18 swans arrived with noisy strides.
"The man this is the beginning....and don't look out the windows!...let's get outta here and go inside the bunkers for a long shelter!"
Still the the skies are echoing and rolling with missiles. "Morning Rain" Pang and panic is increasing, but not on the wrong targets than the very military the dictator pompously shows off to it's nation. one man will remain quiet. There in the outskirt of the city, things are different. The army around that area is already at the loggerhead with the rebellions, and which will soon be adjoined by the unexpected enemy-friend. The F-18s stride to the horizon with full thrust, leaving behind sound booms, and met with the government fights took to the skies, and here is another type coming up from the horizon. It's F-18 double striker. It's in silent sound mode, and it's speeding up the increasing it's degree to 180 angle, and at the 90 degree angle, it's back warded delta wings opened and released some missiles. But it's being chased by the enemy fighter, and it's uses it's fl;ares to deflect the missiles at six. This single scene is too more scarier to harbor for a moment as the two creatures fly above at the low-high altitude.
The casualties began to register their highs, and grim reports spread. The League artillery combined sounded like a steel sawmill cutting the steel. The jets above are scathing, and ravening like dogs. "here it comes again!...that back warded winged aircraft."

the F-18 double striker in silent mode, but the wings reverberating is heard, and when it reaches the 90 degree angle, the roar is silenced, and the bombs rain, and disappears.
Morning is already breaking and the desert is full with tanks rolling. The League is transporting away the heart scattered civilians, though some are refusing to leave, but to fight back. A male child with his legs around his mum waist is being carried off by the mother fleeing the flames.
the near by sick horse is tied up, but no one to untie it, and leave. It's struggling to break the rope, but the leg tied by a rope cannot break it. "Somebody help the poor creature" No one. It's being shot in loin, and it's bleeding. It's trying desperately to use it's natural instinct to dodge the flying bullets bright Pb lead head. Conti

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2955 days ago

There are normal sub-marines. But there are Anti-satellites LASER sub-ships.

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Any Greeks, Norwegians divers? swedes, English guys? South Africans? Nile guys, mediterreneans, Israelis, Croatians?

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2955 days ago

In the distance one can see the cavalry like the herds of elephants crossing the terrain, or like the camels crossing the sahara desert. In winter, they looked like the yaks in the snow.

Update: Any Belgians? Holland Dutch? Tunisians, Germans, French? Ukrainians? Belarusians? Egyptians? Japs, Chinese Cushians? Any volunteers Peoples' Army?

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2955 days ago

Has anyone heard of something called missiles carrier high stratospheric cruiser?

In this, there are missiles carriers, that can supply the squadrones with arms during mid-air re-arming. And each every jet has a pilot personal kitchen, and a toilet, plus a back stretched seat for the other pilots to have a 5 hour sleep, while the auto-pilot/Nav-pilots do the cruise, or the awaking pilots can be the eyes, and ears for the rest. An unkown vector or a threat can be signalled by the Electo-Lead Cruiser (AWACS) to awake the pilots up. Or the other pilots can do the roles, until the whole squadrones is awakened. There are also Mid-air refueling Tanks. Everything is available. No kidding with the enemy.


Update: How many yankies are ready? The Liberation for thepeople has just started. Any volunteer from Amerikana west, east, or north?

Anyone...Ruut guys, Ruot. Canadians, any duchbag called Irishgit.....



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3014 days ago

3 big thumbs up for Yaks in the Snow !!! (& the guy eating electric snow cones in the corner)

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3014 days ago

Incontinent Knights ? I'd hate to be the one to have to polish their armor....oh...INTERCONTINENTAL......never mind.

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