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8 hours ago

Wait... are the invaders hot?
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8 hours ago

I hope that Bender from Futurama is their leader...
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8 hours ago

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2 days ago

If I have my cheesy sci-fi right, after this happens we will all be shipped off to slave in the Xenon mines of Brackney III, except for the most attractive women who will be used to re-invigorate the dwindling population of our conquerors.
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3 days ago

I wasn't really scared of the swine flu until Kermit the Frog died from that shit...
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3 days ago

Al Gore will save us, right?
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3 days ago

Ordinarily, here is where I'd make a predictable and bad pun along the lines of claiming that they were a little underrated and about the 7th or 8th best group of the British Invasion. Maybe I'd even make a " Time of the Season" reference or something obscure from " Odessey and Oracle." Their spelling of Odessey, not mine, by the way.


Instead I'll throw you all for a loop and say " Gollity gee, I sure am skeert of zombies from beyond the grave in 2012!"
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3 days ago

They're upset because Dancing with the Stars is going to be cancelled in 2012!
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3 days ago

2012? This is a daily reality for millions upon millions of people.

U2's Bono famously paused a concert and started clapping his hands over his head. When the audience started to join in he stepped up to the microphone and said "Everytime we clap our hands, a child somewhere in the world dies of hunger."

Reportedly from among the hushed audience someone was wise enough to see a solution and yelled "THEN STOP CLAPPING!"
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3 days ago

If I see a chick with an Eagles T- Shirt, a Yankees cap, and a sign saying Palin in '12...
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