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1332 days ago

Review Icon MagneticD reviewed Miles in Boys Names:
I wish the Miles family would have named at least ONE kid Miles O. Miles or A. Lotta Miles.

Wasted opportunity.

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1333 days ago

Miles Davis, man... I knew a guy in band that named his kid Miles. I also have a wideout on the Madden roster named Miles Deep, but that's a dirty joke.

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1333 days ago

Review Icon Chalky reviewed Ben in Boys Names:
Hey, this is my name.  5 Stars, people!  I've always liked my name.  Full name is actually Bennett but nobody calls me that.  The only downside is that my last name starts w/an 'S' so my intials are 'BS.'  If you think that's bad (freeze---hands in the air, mofo), my middle name starts w/an 'M,' so my initials are 'BMS.' Yes, it's one of the costs of having your name begin w/a 'B' but I still like the name. Overall, I think Ben is a good standalone name, and doesn't need to be short for anything. It's good just the way it is---three letters.

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1333 days ago

Review Icon Chalky reviewed Miles in Boys Names:
Miles is a really stupid name. An old friend of mine had a child last year, and named the kid 'Myles.' Yeah, I mean talk about fucking this kid up for the future. Yeah, let's be creative and replace the 'i' w/a 'y.' People are really inconsiderate these days when naming their children. I mean do you want me to call you 'Myles.'

Just reminds me of the fact that I don't care know what your real name is, but I'm going to call you 'Kevin.'
Wow. I can't believe I quoted Champagne Jerry.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQL8oZL6koc

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1339 days ago

I guess it works if you expect your kid to be a crab with a Jamaican accent.

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1339 days ago

Review Icon twansalem reviewed Miles in Boys Names:
The only Miles I knew was a pretentious idiot. Decent piano player, but still a moron.

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1354 days ago

The name Dusty is not for babies. You can keep this name for puppies and cats.

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1428 days ago

I just think of Farley from the 'For Better or Worse' comic. He was an adorable dog.

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1428 days ago

Doesn't Frasier Crane drink this stuff?

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1428 days ago

I suppose if you like 'Pump Up the Volume' or 'Heathers.'

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