All I can say is Oh My God, what the heck is wrong with you? Are you serious? Do you hate your child. He will be ridiculed and beat up, probably, for his whole childhood. He may endure ridicule and embarrassment for his whole life. Lets get a grip on reality. Its like when hippies named their children Freedom, or Rainbow. We all want our children to be chips off the old block, but lets not give them hurt and torment for our crazy ideas. Kids can be harsh and cruel. Don't subject your child to this nonsense.