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Humorous Computer Virus Names

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List added by Vudija on 3/11/2005

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1

Survivor Viruses---Deletes your files one by one over 13 weeks until only the most annoying one remains.

5.00 Stars | 2 ratings

2

Billy Graham Virus - When you save a file, it prints, "I am saved!" to the screen.

3.33 Stars | 3 ratings

3

Mom Virus---Places a phone call to your mother every time you click on an adult website.

3.00 Stars | 2 ratings

4

Alzheimer's Virus---It makes your computer forget where it put your files.

3.00 Stars | 1 ratings

5

Airline Luggage Virus---You're in Dallas, but your data is in Singapore

1.00 Stars | 1 ratings

6

Al Gore Virus---Claims that it is the Internet. Causes your computer to just keep counting and re-counting

1.00 Stars | 1 ratings

7

Couch Potato Virus---Just sits there, eating chips all day.

1.00 Stars | 1 ratings

8

Jerry Springer Virus---Appears on your screen and says it has something to tell you and you may not like it.

1.00 Stars | 1 ratings

9

Bob Dole (aka Viagra) Virus---Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.

0.00 Stars | 0 ratings

10

Firestone Viruses---Causes mouse to explode after 10,000 miles. Flying toasters actually fly off your screen saver. Leaves chunks of its code all over the information highway.

0.00 Stars | 0 ratings

11

Freudian Virus---Your computer becomes obsessed with marrying its own motherboard

0.00 Stars | 0 ratings

12

Gallup Poll Virus---60% of the PC's infected will lose 30% of their data 14% of the time (plus or minus a 3.5% margin of error).

0.00 Stars | 0 ratings

13

MCI Virus v 1.0---Encourages you to send it to your friends and family.

0.00 Stars | 0 ratings

14

Michael Jackson Virus v 1.0---Hard to identify because it is constantly altering its appearance.

0.00 Stars | 0 ratings

15

Monica Lewinsky Virus v 1.0---It sucks the juice out of your system, but only affects laptops. Then, it emails everyone about what it did. This later activates the Independent Counsel virus.

0.00 Stars | 0 ratings

16

Slacker Virus---Uses 80% of your computer's resources, yet does absolutely nothing.

0.00 Stars | 0 ratings

17

Sprint Virus---Periodically runs sound file of a pin dropping.

0.00 Stars | 0 ratings

18

Tipper Gore Virus---When you attempt to play any sound file, it pops up a warning window stating that some lyrics may be unsuitable for children.

0.00 Stars | 0 ratings

19

Tonya Harding Viruses - Turns your .BAT files into lethal weapons. Your CD-ROM drive randomly ejects in an attempt to bash your knee.

0.00 Stars | 0 ratings

20

Viagra Virus---Expands your hard drive while putting too much pressure on your zip drive. Turns your 3.5" floppy into a hard drive.

0.00 Stars | 0 ratings

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