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Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

4.23 Stars | 13 ratings

2

If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme stuff, why didn't he just buy dinner?

3.93 Stars | 14 ratings

3

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

4.20 Stars | 10 ratings

4

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

3.92 Stars | 13 ratings

5

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

3.73 Stars | 11 ratings

6

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

3.55 Stars | 11 ratings

7

Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

3.33 Stars | 12 ratings

8

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

3.67 Stars | 6 ratings

9

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes out of it's butt."

3.50 Stars | 6 ratings

10

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

3.40 Stars | 5 ratings

11

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

3.33 Stars | 6 ratings

12

Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?

2.78 Stars | 9 ratings

13

Why do you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?

5.00 Stars | 1 ratings

14

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

3.00 Stars | 4 ratings

15

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

2.83 Stars | 6 ratings

16

Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

2.75 Stars | 8 ratings

17

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

2.67 Stars | 6 ratings

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