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Deep Questions about Life

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List added by irishgit on 11/11/2003

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Why do space aliens only abduct hillbillies?

3.98 Stars | 47 ratings

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Why do hotdog bun packages come in groups of 8 and hotdog packages come in groups of 10?

4.15 Stars | 27 ratings

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Why do "ethical" vegetarians wear leather shoes and jackets?

3.30 Stars | 40 ratings

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Why don't fortune tellers win the lottery?

3.26 Stars | 35 ratings

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Why are spandex tights made in "plus" sizes?

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Why do we park on a driveway, and drive on a parkway?

3.83 Stars | 18 ratings

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Why was Christ crucified instead of stoned to death?

2.93 Stars | 30 ratings

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Why do mothers wait to get to Wal-Mart to beat their children?

2.74 Stars | 38 ratings

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Why do the doors of 24 hour convenience stores have locks?

3.45 Stars | 20 ratings

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Why are sales clerks called "associates?"

3.18 Stars | 28 ratings

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Why don't feminists have a sense of humour?

3.14 Stars | 22 ratings

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Why don't fundamentalist Christians have a sense of humour?

2.71 Stars | 31 ratings

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Why is there braille on the buttons of drive-through ATMs?

3.12 Stars | 25 ratings

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What is the point of "sugar-free" chocolate?

3.13 Stars | 16 ratings

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Why don't schizophrenics have imaginary friends they can get along with?

3.12 Stars | 17 ratings

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Why are all the foods that taste good bad for you?

2.95 Stars | 21 ratings

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Why don't environmentalists have a sense of humour?

2.91 Stars | 23 ratings

18

Are tornados God's way of saying he really hates trailer parks?

3.05 Stars | 19 ratings

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Why does a belly ring or a tattoo suggest a female might be easy?

3.33 Stars | 15 ratings

20

How much deeper would the ocean be, if there weren't sponges at the bottom of it?

3.63 Stars | 8 ratings

21

Why do "one hour" cleaners take two days to do anything?

3.25 Stars | 8 ratings

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Why don't Baptists have sex standing up?

2.62 Stars | 13 ratings

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"Why was the star of the "Captain Kangaroo" TV show, neither a captain nor a kangaroo?

2.67 Stars | 15 ratings

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